K: Plllleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeee let me get a new phone?!
M: Wait for May, it's not that long.
K: Do you know how many pictures I could take between now and then?!
M: *eyeroll*
So, the first thing he did when he got his phone was to figure out how to work Siri. He convinced her to call him "Game Master" which is hilarious. Then he started taking pictures of our mutts (who aren't actually mutts). He took one look at the picture quality and gaped...
M: It auto-zooms on things that're moving and look at this picture quality!!
K: Mhmm, it's awesome!
M: Shoot, we should have updated months ago!
K: *tosses a dog on him and walks away*
M: Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
For my part, I haven't quite decided what I'll have her call me, but Kristyn seems apt. Or maybe I'll make her call me something completely off the wall. I'll think about it while I'm deciding whether or not to strangle Matt. Now, back to playing with my new toy!